where will you be on january 19th?

i will be at the white house participating in a smudging ceremony to drive out the evil spirits before the obamas take residence on the 2oth. that's right, in the tradition of many indigenous cultures, hundreds of thousands of millions will gather to light sage and circle the white house with the thick smoke needed to cleanse the property of the past eight years of contemptible, nefarious, unethical, villainous, and just plain wrong behavior.

i wish that i could say that i came up with this BRILLIANT idea, but alas all of the credit goes to kate clinton. don't know kate clinton - well you should. she's one of the funniest women around.

will you join me?