deputy dog

i'm going to break the "no talking about my job" rule because this is too exciting! i recently applied for a promotion and found out today that i got it! now i am the DEPUTY flipflop fed! that's right, the DEPUTY director of my division. given the definition of deputy, you are now thinking that i am second in command, but the reality is that there are four other people ahead of me. a big title without all of that pesky supervisory responsibility - isn't the federal government great!!