pet peepers or tinkle trousers?

we've now entered the next phase of mennonites at war and are in the process of researching cat diapers. we've narrowed it down to three choices - pet peepers, planet urine cat diapers, or tinkle trousers. honestly, i think that all three are the same product so in the end it will come down to the name that will get the most laughs over drinks.