cat pee vs. me - a mennonite at war

i am a pacifist. no combat for me - there's got to be another way to solve a conflict. at least that's what i believed until about four days ago when i was forced to declare war ... on cat pee. our beautiful sagwa is an anxious little bugger and his preferred method of dealing with his anxiety is emptying his bladder the moment he feels stressed. now i'm not yet ready to consider parting with sagwa so i was forced to compromise my strongly held convictions, channel george w. and proclaim -

BRING IT ON!

here's the problem - that was probably the wrong warrior to channel. george w. shouted "bring it on" and it got broughten ... two failed wars; an economy in shambles; undereducated, overtested kids ...

in four days, i've been through 1 1/2 gallons of nature's miracle only to still have the nightmare. guaranteed to permanently eliminate odors my ass! but, now it's really on - i bought the blacklight!!!! that's right pesky pernicious piss, it's been broughten!