hey lady

okay so say you go into a public bathroom but you're wishing to have some private time - if you know what i mean.

upon entering you encounter a woman - a woman not from your floor to add insult to injury - at the sink who is readying herself for an evening on the town.

you slink into the stall and wait ... and wait ... and wait ...

the woman continues with her beauty routine - teeth and hair brushing, make up and the like

and you wait ... and wait ... and wait until you realize that there will be no private time in the public bathroom so you flush ...

she smiles and you can think of nothing but shoving the eyebrow pencil up her nose