16 September 2009

why yelling "why are those lesbians staring at us" is never a good idea

overheard in harris teeter -

after noticing that the same two lesbians who were staring in the cheese department were still staring in the check out line (speaker was an entire aisle away) ...

those lesbians are STILL staring at us!

the problem is that the only person that heard this was a high schooler in the soap and deodorant aisle who was convinced that i had just called her a lesbian (but as she pointed out - "not that there's anything wrong with that, but i'm not).

and just like the story of the nuts, i didn't overhear this ... i said it!



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