homeland security?

i write today in absolute fear and bone-quaking terror that the department of homeland security may have misrepresented its capabilities and is not, in fact, prepared to provide security to this here homeland - particularly our borders. perhaps you're thinking - "oh flipflop fed, calm down with your hyperbolic self" - but i beg you to hold off on making any snap judgements until you read this ...

recently, the department of homeland security's united states immigration and customs enforcement (ICE) has moved into the building next to the flipflop fed's building. with it, ICE has brought lots of new "g-man" types and a soon-to-open cafeteria. BUT, the big rumor is that we, non-ICE employees, will not be able to use the cafeteria because of security issues. that brings me to the main point of this post

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!?@!?!?~?

that would mean that the agency which has been entrusted with protecting our nations borders does not believe it can cannot protect itself from a fellow bureaucrats (with security clearances) on their lunch hour? now that really builds my confidence!