the south of jetty house homos

the house band. every good bar has one. and i'm happy to report that my beach, north shores south of jetty, has our own version of the house band - the house homos.

let me paint the picture - north shores, the best strip of sand south of provincetown, is divided in half - literally. a rock jetty divides north and south and gay boys and lesbians. boys to the north and girls to the south (the boys also get the people with dogs and we get the stray heterosexual family here and there.) i don't believe there's any official rule on the books, but it plays out that way weekend after weekend and year after year. until now ...

as of this year, south of jetty is sponsoring the house homos - a fabulous look-alike couple from philadelphia. they know all the old girls and are the life of the party. want to know what happened last night at the only lesbian bar - the house homos know. who's the best contractor in rehoboth -ask the house homos. where should i go for dinner - oh, house homos!