i've got things to say ...

first, i dare anyone to argue that white men of the elite class are not afforded special privileges. they may be out of the oval office, but they can still ...

... "forget" to pay substantial federal tax bills and still be promoted to positions of the highest authority (don't worry daschle - your boys have your back and you'll be confirmed soon too. they just need to make you sweat a little more since your mistake took you over the $100000 mark.)

... be an emissary for god

second, obama had it right when he called out washingtonians for their inability to deal with even the smallest amounts of winter weather (and for those of you with your panties in a bunch - he was poking fun. looks like you can't take a joke either.) and don't give me the "this is washington, not chicago" argument because you're right - this is washington and in washington it snows EVERY YEAR and every year the same stupid shit happens. here are a few pictures of the debilitating ice storm in case you were wondering ...

and while it looks debilitating, it all actually melted by 10:00 am.

third, we will do pretty much anything to get our cats to stop peeing and spraying - including spending ridiculous amounts of money on two cat trees (had to have one for each so there wouldn't be any rivalry which would then in turn cause a cat to pee and spray) and turning an entire corner of our living room into a kitty playground. (this is one giant step towards becoming grandma pugga!)




and of course, they decided to use just one of them after the novelty wore off.

HUBERT!

IT'S HUBERT!!! he peed right on the floor just as i hit "publish." unbelievable! (for those of you who are thinking that you now never want to come to casa lesbiana - no worries! we have hardwoods and the smell doesn't stick around. besides - read the previous post! cat pee will not beat me!)

cat pee vs. me - a mennonite at war

i am a pacifist. no combat for me - there's got to be another way to solve a conflict. at least that's what i believed until about four days ago when i was forced to declare war ... on cat pee. our beautiful sagwa is an anxious little bugger and his preferred method of dealing with his anxiety is emptying his bladder the moment he feels stressed. now i'm not yet ready to consider parting with sagwa so i was forced to compromise my strongly held convictions, channel george w. and proclaim -

BRING IT ON!

here's the problem - that was probably the wrong warrior to channel. george w. shouted "bring it on" and it got broughten ... two failed wars; an economy in shambles; undereducated, overtested kids ...

in four days, i've been through 1 1/2 gallons of nature's miracle only to still have the nightmare. guaranteed to permanently eliminate odors my ass! but, now it's really on - i bought the blacklight!!!! that's right pesky pernicious piss, it's been broughten!