too sharp's pretty dull

dc is not immune to crime and therefore not immune to plain old dumb criminals. i could attempt to tell you the story of a band of inept criminals who decided to target a known drug dealer, how one of those criminals ended up killing his accomplice - his father no less - and how another was an on-duty dc cop. but, i would not tell it half as well as paul duggan did in monday's post. you couldn't have made this up if you tried!